roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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I pooped.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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