- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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