how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Justin Beiber

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Anti Joke

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