Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Refrigerator

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

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