<=3 penis

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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