What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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My penis is big... not.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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