What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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KOOKABURRA

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Lets go Yankees

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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