Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Women can vote? WTF

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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