- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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