i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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