- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

balls

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

69- by Adam Chebali

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What does water smell like? water.

oooh look a banshee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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