- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

bees knees

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

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