What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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i love to lick...

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Women can vote? WTF

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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God

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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