Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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