- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

minorities.....

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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