- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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