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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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