I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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V I T A M I N C !

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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children burning

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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