- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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