A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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