Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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