Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

i love to lick...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

God

Women can vote? WTF

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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