- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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