Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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