When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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