Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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am i invited to party? no

How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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