Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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