A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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