No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Ted Haggard.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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