What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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