What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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