What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Ted Haggard.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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