What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Arron Glass

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Anti Joke

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