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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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