- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

YOLO You only like Oreos

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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