I'm sn otter

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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