Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

willie revilame

Y u do dis?

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

Do your parents know you're gay?

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Guess what? Bananas

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Hey, Max!!

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