- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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