- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

once you go black your credit goes wack

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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