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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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