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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

the holocaust

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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