Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

I dont have a girlfriend

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Chinese men having large penis.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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