- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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