- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

I was once a hamster.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Hey, Max!!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

I woke up today

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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