What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A women's opinion.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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