- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

KOOKABURRA

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??