Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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