Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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