- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

THE END.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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