How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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