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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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