My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Women can vote? WTF

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God

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Anti Joke

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