kaite is dumb that is true

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Netflix and chill

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Hey, Max!!

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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