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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Michel Moor on a die...

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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