- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

A man... walks.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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