- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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