hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do you call a black man? A person

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why are they the "living" daylights?

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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