i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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men

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