why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Me

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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