What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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im at school

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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