What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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ur gay

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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