What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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