A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Women can vote? WTF

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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God

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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