What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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A women's opinion.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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