Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Asians

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Santa isn't real

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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