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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Asians

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.