A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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willie revilame

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Y u do dis?

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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