- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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