- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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