Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Me

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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